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A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'All those in favor of having anchovies on our pizza will signify by saying aye.'

Yound Einstein disproves an early theory: 'Aha! A watched pot DOES boil!'

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

"One day mommy's slime molds will all be yours!"

"Perkins! What have you gone and done now...??"

"You don't look a day over 30,000."

Uncle Mort, have you been playing with your home genetic engineering kit again? Guilty. I was trying to clone my own DNA. For laughs, I mixed up my genes with compost. Mixed up? Technically, cross-bred. Trump is a meathead! Well, you're a vegetable.

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

"Me? I'm taking the dog for a silly walk."

'I suppose if we had some money we could buy sand from each other.'

The average taxpayer will ultimately embrace the auto industry bailout. Hell, we sold em all that useless undercoating for all these years!

Banker stepping into 'New image' in 'Savings and Loans' office

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

Thank you for not asking how my experiment is coming along.

"I'd say it's a fungal infection."

Last night I was in a seafood restaurant and I noticed that all of the sliced lemons were wering shower caps. That's so that when you squeeze the lemon, it doesn't spray your dinner companion. So I was told. My point is that as long as there ar people putting shower caps on lemons, I'm not as crazy as I thought I was.

Recombinant DNA Lab. It's a Rhinocerose!

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Scientist with test tube.

Gracie invents a smart spray from her science kit.

'Oh, wow, you found my science project and it works!'

"The hardest part was teaching him to use the hedge trimmers."

Kid's Lemonade Stand Has A High Pricing Policy

'You say Merezenski did the exact same experiment, but did Merezenski add chocolate syrup at this point?'

Pyramid Garden

'Please tell me you aren't my roommate.'

"With expenses like ingredients, supplies, marketing, packaging, handling and payment processing, a cup of lemonade costs $50."

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

"Has it been in your family long?"

'My dad showed me how to make awesome paper airplanes out of corporate bonds.'

'And for those of you with weird brains, here is the financial news...'

Cave Men - Early Business Failures.