Poll Prognosticator Pillows

Add a cozy touch to their favorite space with pillows featuring clever prognosticator designs. A playful, comfortable reminder of their forecasting fun.

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"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!" mockup

"It's seasonal, like the first gritters of Winter and the first cuckoos of Spring...the first pollsters of the election!"

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'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.' mockup

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

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"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses." mockup

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

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"Well, there's nowhere to go but up." mockup

"Well, there's nowhere to go but up."

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"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward." mockup

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

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'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...' mockup

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

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'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!' mockup

'That is correct on so many levels Jenkins!'

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"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes." mockup

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

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'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.' mockup

'The popularity polls love what you've done with the budget deficit....moving the decimal one point to the left.'

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"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?" mockup

"Would you like your MP not to stand at the next election?"

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"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?" mockup

"Do I take it that we can't be guaranteed your vote in the forthcoming election?"

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'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?' mockup

'What's my Dad buying me for my Birthday?'

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Dropping Popularity of Obama.

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'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...' mockup

'Good news! The stock market is about to explode upwards on...'

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'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.' mockup

'Our poll shows the typical voter is all polled out.'

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'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...' mockup

'I see things starting to break your way. Your computer will break down. Your car will break down...'

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"The latest poll numbers must be out." mockup

"The latest poll numbers must be out."

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"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed." mockup

"I'm undecided, but that doesn't mean I'm apathetic or uninformed."

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'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.' mockup

'Our rivals have issued a big profit warning, so we'll issue an even bigger warning.'

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Climate Change is Real

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Trump vs. Biden

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"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'." mockup

"Your poll results on't look good. You're trailing 'statistically insignificant'."

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"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%." mockup

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

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"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than to run."

"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than to run." mockup

"The latest numbers are in. More voters want you to drop out than to run."

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'Now do you think that's done any good?'

'Now do you think that's done any good?' mockup

'Now do you think that's done any good?'

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'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?' mockup

'In your opinion, who was the worst U.S. president since W.W.II...?'

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'Before you use that information, I ought to tell you that the computer predicted we'd have record profits last year.'

'Before you use that information, I ought to tell you that the computer predicted we'd have record profits last year.' mockup

'Before you use that information, I ought to tell you that the computer predicted we'd have record profits last year.'

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"I'll go out on a limb and say time will tell."

"I'll go out on a limb and say time will tell." mockup

"I'll go out on a limb and say time will tell."

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"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?" mockup

"I want to 'tell it like it is' to my supporters, but what do they want to hear?"

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Poll Prognosticator Pillows Collection

Poll Prognosticator Mugs

Explore our collection of poll prognosticator mugs—ideal for fans of forecasting, predictions, and political humor.

Poll Prognosticator Prints

View our stylish prognosticator prints—fantastic for decorating with humor and insight into trend forecasting.

Poll Prognosticator T-Shirts

Check out our witty poll prognosticator t-shirts—perfect for making a statement and sharing your passion for predictions.