Poll Analyst Pillows

"Of course, this prediction has a plus or minus margin of error of 80% or 90%."

'According to the polls, Senator, the thing in Washington your constituents are most fed up with... is you.'

"Your approval rating rises considerably when the public thinks you're dead."

"Elections are always stressful for the candidates. . ."

Schengen

"Good boy."

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

Occu-Pie Mars

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

"Obama didn’t get to name a Supreme Court justice during his final year. So how come Trump does?"

"1984 by George Orwell. Project 2025. Presidential transition project."

"Welcome to the future"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"You're fired."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Albania and North Macedonia: entrance denied

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

They're Not Just That Into It

Flags

Torturing the English Language

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Pretty Flowers

We Tenatively Oppose War on Strictly Procedural Grounds

Trump pardons

UK border controls relaxed.

Neo-International Law

Oligarchy

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"I can't decide what I fear the most, Putin's Russia or Putin's America."

"Away with the warmonger!"

Vote Centrist to Keep Things Exactly as Awful as They Are

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

Trump! The Musical