Election Predictor Pillows

I predict that Mr. Harper's Conservatives will soon form a minority government.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

Trump Poutine

City Redundancies - In? Out?

"It will be all your fault."

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."

Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.

"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."

The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.

'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

"I'll be right back."

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".

Obama Campaign.

Words from a Senator.

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."