Crisis Predictor Pillows

'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'

"I told you so!"

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

World Economic Crisis.

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

Economy - USA.

"It will be all your fault."

Greek Crisis

The End Is Nigh. . . Told You

City Redundancies - In? Out?

Beware of the 4th quarter.

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

'If all goes according to plan, this garden should reach crisis proportions by midsummer.'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News

"Can you estimate how much money you'll need for your mid-life crisis?"

'Fortune telling/retirement planning'

"Care home deaths are collateral damage, as we continue to smoke screen statistics and fire off as many war analogy's as we can muster: in our battle, war, and heroic bun fight against Corvid-19 - in this, our not so finest hour!"

Horsemen of the Apocalypse: Death, Pestilence, (Drugs) War, Famine.

Greek Crisis

The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard

Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.

I predict a huge fall followed by a lucrative job offer with a major cake baking company.

The End is Relative

A self-filling prophecy.

"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."

Euro leaves a crack in the Union

'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

"Any kind of election is getting harder to call these days. . ."

Going to Greece in a Handbasket.

Greek Crisis

A Dow Jones Industrial Average Correction Is Near