I predict that Mr. Harper's Conservatives will soon form a minority government.
Election Predictor Gifts
Looking for a unique gift for the political enthusiast or election predictor in your life? Our collection offers witty, creatively designed items that humorously forecast election results. Perfect for fans of politics, satire, or anyone who loves a good laugh about democracy's twists and turns. Brighten their day with a fun, thought-provoking gift that captures the excitement of elections and the unpredictability of politics.
Trump Poutine
'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'
Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous
City Redundancies - In? Out?
"It will be all your fault."
The End of the World is postponed from 2000 to 2112.
'Fenwick is here with a dire warning about the next bubble to burst.'
Groundhog. Unfortunately, it doesn't work that way, Ernie. We can't expect an early spring if your umbrella is the only reason he's not seeing his shadow.
U.S. Manufacturing - Good News & Bad News
Horse five to win, unless they change the jockey.
'Fortune telling/retirement planning'
Romney: 'Corporations are people! We just pay a lot less taxes than you!'
"It also doubles as a karaoke machine."
"The poll results are in. Our lies are resonating with the public way more than our opponent's lies."
The End of the World is Nigh - man with placard
"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."
'I was trying to predict future market trends and the computer blew up!'
Dr. Prebish didn't always fit in with the other scientists.
Vikings to the Super bowl.
Clairvoyant - I want to divorce my husband. He's having an affair next week.
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
'Wow! Can't you just feel the safe-ness!'
1000 different economic theories trading cards. Collect them all.
"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."
"We need to get a better grip on the truth in this campaign, and choke the life out of it."
"The last thing that I intend to do is to stand here making a display of my patriotism."
"I'll be right back."
The Trump baby blimp ffffftts into the sunset.
A self-filling prophecy.
"Let's save some time, shall we?... Yes, no, for about five years, since I was a small boy, yes, I can start on Monday. Thanks, bye."
'Sorry, I don't do financial advice.'
Two psychics have shops next to each other; one advertises "Second Opinions".
"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."
Reading the future in beard stubble.
Election Predictor Gifts Collection
Election Predictor Mugs
Discover more election predictor mugs for a humorous start to their mornings and celebrate the unpredictable world of politics.
Election Predictor Pillows
Add some political humor to their living space with our election predictor pillows, perfect for cozy, witty decor.
Election Predictor Prints
Bring humor and insight into election moments with our clever election predictor prints, perfect for wall decoration or gifting.
Election Predictor T-Shirts
Explore our collection of election predictor T-shirts to showcase witty predictions and political humor in everyday style.