Pandemic Prognosticator Pillows

"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."

2021

'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'

Deaths from Coronavirus

Distance to avoid contagion

Whack-a-molecule

Coronavirus Global Alert

"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."

COVID Devotion

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Pandora's boxes

"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."

COVID Road Map

S.O.S. vaccine

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."

"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."

Stock Market

And now for today's lead story. . .

Stay at home food pyramid

"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"

Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag

Covid injected with vaccine

Even though we have to keep our distance...

Markets Drama

"It's a VERY novel variant!"

Vaccine race

Covid Vaccines

"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."

Shop signs: then vs. now

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.

After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.

Opec & Coronavirus

"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."