"....H....5....N...1...???You got me.... but I'm sure it spells trouble."
Pandemic Prognosticator Mugs
Looking for a fun mug for the pandemic prognosticator? Our quirky mugs feature witty designs perfect for those who love forecasting and humor, making every coffee break a little more entertaining.
2021
'He was just saying that all things come to him who waits and, sure enough, along came a lightning bolt.'
Deaths from Coronavirus
Distance to avoid contagion
Whack-a-molecule
Coronavirus Global Alert
"These new variants are triggering my impostor syndrome."
COVID Devotion
"Darn it, lost another swab."
Pandora's boxes
"I feel like I'm cosplaying as a salad bar."
COVID Road Map
S.O.S. vaccine
"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."
"Oh, stop whining. We ALL need a haircut."
"Oh, don't mind us... We just want to make sure it's really dead."
Stock Market
And now for today's lead story. . .
Stay at home food pyramid
"Peterson should be sure to win the Nobel Prize! He has proven that the mutated Coronavirus also mutates laboratory rats!"
Coronavirus dancing around an EU flag
Covid injected with vaccine
Even though we have to keep our distance...
Markets Drama
"It's a VERY novel variant!"
Vaccine race
Covid Vaccines
"See that guy over there? Used to be a real headliner."
Shop signs: then vs. now
Real Time vs Emotional Time
Alien observes Earth: A giant virus molecule.
After the curevac disaster: German overnment now invests in a serious pharmaceutical company.
Opec & Coronavirus
"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."
Pandemic Prognosticator Mugs Collection
Pandemic Prognosticator Pillows
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Pandemic Prognosticator Prints
Find prints that capture the fun and wit of the pandemic prognosticator—fantastic for decorating their favorite spots.
Pandemic Prognosticator T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that playfully showcase the pandemic prognosticator’s unique hobby—ideal for casual days and making a statement.