Prognosis Ponderer Pillows

'I'm afraid you've got thirty, maybe forty years to live.'

'I don't remember predetermining THAT!'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

“Today we are going to be learning percentages.”

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'I really don't know how you got here with your life line!'

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

'I say we try it.'

"I'll have dessert first."

"Of course it's only prediction, we can't guarantee anything."

"What's with kids nowadays? Walking upright's not good enough for you?"

Bizarre sequence of computer-generated random numbers

'What's the chance of getting a latte around here?'

"The first thing we should do is get you two into a good mutual fund. Let me get out the 'Magic 8 Ball' and we'll fun some options."

"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"

'He's always looking for an argument!'

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"Woah - random!"

'Today's Odds' sign above a copier showing various odds for machine's malfunctions

Bumper Limos

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

"I see you coming into money, at least 50p for a cup of tea."

"Well, for starters, Matt has been showing definite improvement in risk-taking."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

The End is Near.

Market Research - "I'm trying to remember to pick up a loaf of bread, but there's a 38% probability that I'll forget."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Dorothy finds the Yellow brick road is now a 6-lane expressway.

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Sun crashing into sea foils rescue attempt.

"I'll have to cance your appointment for next Friday. I'm going to be sick in bed with the flu."

A self-filling prophecy.