Productivity Hackers Gifts

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

Work Parfait

Time Is Money

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

The World's First Electronic Paperweight

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

Stressed over time management

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Targets.

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

The other digital divide.

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'