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"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

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Time Is Money

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

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Stressed over time management

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Gentleman I believe I've found a revolutionary new way for us to more productively waste our lives."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

Targets.

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

"...simple, we topped the water cooler with energy drinks and productivity rocketed."

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'If people who have sudden ideas really had light bulbs over their heads, it would be very dark in here.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Miss Jones! Clear my schedule until I get this sorted out!"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Some days, no matter how much you procrastinate, work still gets done."

The plan to increase productivity by canceling coffee breaks flopped.

'I need a tool to measure productivity.'

"A laptop has been installed in each rest room stall."

'I'm the CEO of a large corporation. Of course my cough is productive. Everything I do is productive.'

"And on the fourth day god finished the work that he had done and he rested. . ."

"Slip some performance enhancing drug into the water. We need more production!"

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'