Productivity Challenger T-Shirts

Meeting Room. I never knew so much time could be wasted while it was standing still.

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Work Parfait

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'No, I'm not stranded. This is the only place I could find that has no distractions.'

'Everyone in the company wears one, Yomp! It's what keeps us focused!'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Motivation to work

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I don't want your input until you produce some output.'

Stressed over time management

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Why can't I get anything done unless I'm totally stressed out about it?" "Is it possible to be relaxed and still be productive?" "What is wrong with my brain?" "Why don't you work better?"

'We need to have a shake-up!'

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

'It's a fake - but all the hanging around the water cooler is down 57%!'

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'I sometimes wonder if these endless meetings accomplish anything.'

"The admin shouldn’t take more than 30 or 40 hours, then you’ll be free to get on with some work."

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Targets.

'My multi-tasking turned into faulty-tasking.'

'This software package can cut your workload in half. Do you want to purchase two copies?'

Experience-Productivity Ratio / Age-Salary Ratio.

'I'm sorry you had to wait. My Time Management Workshop started late.'

"Gosh, 'inept' seems so harsh. Personally, I prefer the term 'productivity-challenged!'"

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

'I never wanted the best years of your life Clayton - just a few good days would do.'

I have plenty of work harder bees. Get me more work smarter bees.