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'And these spikes show the weeks our manager was on vacation...'

Procrastination hourglass: 'tomorrow...yesterday'.

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

'To Do' lists can be a drain on energy.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

End of Vacation Sally

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

End of Vacation Sally

"There isn't a book, online course, or class about productivity and wealth that I haven't read, seen or done. So why am I still so unproductive and poor?"

'Late again. Yes, it makes the day seem shorter .'

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'

"In the interest of not screwing things up, I'm going to take a nap in my car."

"After I get all my productivity apps synced on all my devices, I kind of lose interest."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'