Productivity Seeker Gifts

'And these spikes show the weeks our manager was on vacation...'

Procrastination hourglass: 'tomorrow...yesterday'.

Desk bins: Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda.

'To Do' lists can be a drain on energy.

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

"Alan had to work all night on his presentation....this is what 17 espressos does to him."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he get six hours of sleep or only five?'"

End of Vacation Sally

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

End of Vacation Sally

"There isn't a book, online course, or class about productivity and wealth that I haven't read, seen or done. So why am I still so unproductive and poor?"

'Late again. Yes, it makes the day seem shorter .'

'Sir, I feel I'd achieve more if I had a chair.'

"In the interest of not screwing things up, I'm going to take a nap in my car."

"After I get all my productivity apps synced on all my devices, I kind of lose interest."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

"Looks like we found the issue."

'Why is it that nothing ever gets done at these meetings?'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

Where your mind & battle are los

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

"Give a sh*t" "Don't give a sh*t"

In basket-case.

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"Why can't the rest of you be more like Rollins, here? He does his homework!"

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I spent all day learning productivity hacks"

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

'Do you remember when our time away from the office was our time...'

The Department of Blind-Side Bias, Knowledge Gaps and Really Great Coffee.

Colour Version: Living by the Clock

Out and In.