Probate Attorney Gifts

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

'Your grandfather's will is quite specific. You just get his ashes... and those only after they're been sifted and any gold teeth removed!'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Ahh... don't you just LOVE that new, re-organized-under-bankruptcy-protection smell?"

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

Joint Ventures!

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'How dare you accuse me of sinking this company?'

"He intends to die with dignity, he desires a modest funeral, and he's determined to prevent the buzzards from getting any part of the estate."

"Can I dress business casual even though I lost our business?"

Your start-up team

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'Let me tell you why I'm here...'

Come Back Sloane

'Considering my student debt, I felt it prudent to specialize in bankruptcy law,'

'Down, Boy!...that is, overruled.'

'We may be bankrupt, but we're not broke.'

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills.' color

'Sometimes I wish Daddy wasn't a bankruptcy lawyer. No matter what book he reads to me, he's only interested in chapter 11.'

'Here's where we went wrong - you applied for chapter 11, but you only qualify for chapter 6!'

"Now, if something happens to your marriage, do you want do-not resuscitate?"

'I hereby leave all my debts and overdrafts to the IRS. . .'

'That's all for now. We'll find out if our hero emerges from Chapter 11 tomorrow.'

The Usual Suspects

Bankruptcy Attorneys: "If you ain't broke, we can fix it."

Start-Up Team

"They've been hard times, Al, but they've been fun times, too."

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"Insolvency isn't the end of the world. That comes next year."

The Controversial Will