Probate Puzzle Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Assuming their porridge was poured at the same time, how could it then be too hot, too cold and just right?'

"If you'd like to take a seat."

"According to his will, he wants his outstanding debts to be shared equally between the three of you."

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

Football anagrams: Victoria do rule (Answer: Olivier Dacourt)

People with tilted heads looking at crooked art gallery painting

'No, 4 plus 4 isn't 7 Central Time.'

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'Mystery solved! Someone put the model of the building into the cupboard and the client took the salt cellar.'

"If Heather has two mommies, and each of them has two brothers, and one of those brothers has another man for a 'roommate,' how many uncles does Heather have?"

"Apparently he took it all with him."

"The suspect is roughly 55 feet tall and quite possibly green."

A simple guide to political right philosophy

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

The Controversial Will

The U.S. Energy Policy maze.

"What would Aristotle do?"

'This is the technical support. To become connected to a service agent, please press the root of 576081, divided by three, times one point seven, mins 429.1.'

Accountant to job seeker: 'Any skills besides being good at Sudoku?'

IRS, 'You were wrong -- they WEREN'T more afraid of me than I was of them.'

"I rolled my pension over and over and over, and now I have no idea where the hell it is."

'If two negatives make a positive, how come two wrongs don't make a right?'

Politics ain't tiddlywinks. . .

Backlog of industrial real estate.

'I plan on becoming an auto mechanic when I grow up. Would you settle for an estimate?'

"Now do you see why I'm having trouble getting your money out of the hedge fund?"

Whither, EU?

The Cost of doing nothing. . . is still a cost!

If/Then

'I sense that a hand is raised, yet I must not turn around.'

'Let's see... 'Accidents... Alligators... Apes... Avalanches...' -- Sorry, sir. There's nothing in your policy about 'Arrows.''

"X is unknown? -- Even to somebody with all your education?"