Probate Ponderer Gifts

'We're the Meeks and we're here to see about our inheritance of the Earth.'

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

'At least I don't have his life.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Congratulations, you've got the job. Unfortunately though, you'll be constantly late, and we'll fire you in two months.'

"I'll have dessert first."

'I say we try it.'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'

'Are you sure we should do all this praying on Sunday? -- I thought it was God's day off.'

'When bad 401ks happen to good people'

Passing the Pension Time Bomb

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Star Trek-the Older Generation. . .

Retirement Issues

God answers what He thought were worldwide prayers for peas.

Fortune teller sees impending doom

'The hardest part of being a street crazy is picking each day's sign.'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

Why not get God's fax number, and just fax him my prayer?

'You'll be going on a long journey this Christmas.'

"I'm the ghost of your future retirement."

'He's always looking for an argument!'

"You've got termites."