Privatisation Pundit Gifts

The devolution of the NHS

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Davos.

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

'I think its being tapped.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'

Avoid talking about personal and domestic issues at interviews, unless asked.

Cards Galore.

"You know, the doorway is never going to get popular until somebody invents the door."