Privatisation Pundit Pillows

The devolution of the NHS

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Davos.

Labour moderates rallying cry.

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

"Anyone who opposes my proposal lift an arm!"

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"Hey Alexa, make it nice and easy for hackers to keep tabs on everything I do and influence my voting intentions."

'I think its being tapped.'

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

Wall Street: Panic, don't panic

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

Al, you know how a lot of people in Britain regretted their decision to leave the European Union? I was just wondering if you ever regretted your decision to leave the human race.

A candidate makes their greatest impact on an interviewer in the first few minutes...

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"I liked it better when we just had your people call my people."

'What! Nobody thought to bring a paddle?'

"We understand you're not happy with our privacy policy."

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

Major Wall Street players.

'I need a loan that would make me too big to fail.'

Cards Galore.