Privatisation Ponderer Gifts

Doctor's house visit "What's made him worse since I phoned Doctor was worrying about the cost of a house call"

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Yep, first the gold run out, then the microchip manufacturing went overseas."

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

The Politics of Food.

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"It's not just me, Dad. Amazon.com has never made a cent, either."

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

'It's nice but will it be a hedge against inflation.'

Lost and Profound.

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"

George Orwell

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'Don't mind me....I'll just sit here while you work on homeland security, unemployment, health care and your many other prbblems!'

Trumped

'Perhaps we do need a plan 'B'.'

"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"I'll bet a lot of people wish they had a royal palace to return to."

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Was it wrong to get involved in Iraq in the first place...or did we do the right thing?

"All those in favour of democracy, raise your hand."

"At this time boarding first will be all first class passengers, a.k.a. the more important people on this flight."

"Who has the most power... the president or his wife?"

Where's My Job?

American flag with the shadow of a gun.

'You've got to help me, Doc - I'm a swing voter!'

"It's for weird minds - they're not wired like mine...oh! I'm a poet and didn't know it!"