Privatization Pundit Gifts

Highway robbery, inc. (formerly 'govt. toll booth') - 'We were privatized.'

"This is part of the privatisation I don't like."

'Our best exit strategy is to privatize the military and send in mercenaries.'

'I want to post this letter complaining about the erosion of the postal service.'

Hate Platforms

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

"You may have been the victim of a mis-sold PFI contract."

"Basically, your new job here at the Treasury Department implementing the bailout is simple, Grayson, just grab and armful of money and run..."

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"That's not a knife crime initiative. That's a knife crime initiative!"

New company policy...next time you miss a meeting I need a note from a doctor or a subpoena from a judge.

'I'm afraid the cuts are beginning to bite!'

'I'm sorry. It looks like your insurance company doesn't cover pre-existing life.'

'I'll give your note to my parents but our family policy is to never negotiate with terrorists.'

"Our government is proud announce a whopping 1% GDP growth at the small cost of climate change nearly wiping our indigenous tribes out."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'I knew this was a bad place to work when I saw that they call the company handbook 'the Owner's Manual.''

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

'I think our only choice at this point is to take the next big step.'

Vote: Have your photo ID ready!

Invade/Fail/Deny

All-Purpose Obamatoon

Presidential surveillance ass!"

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"The Nominees"

"In a just world we'd have 'No Lawyer Left Behind'."

'Make a patriotic decision. Do you want your son to live in a public health insurance tyranny or do you want to let him die as a free American who doesn't have the money to pay for medical treatment?'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

Davos.

Johnson allows the Delta variant to run wild in Britain