Are you telling me you can see everything I do on Facebook? Yeah. You need to change your privacy settings, little Rudy-Pootie. I never should've friended my mother. She comments on every single thing you post. What's up with that?
Privacy Settings Gifts
Looking for a gift for someone fascinated by privacy settings and digital security? Our curated selection offers clever, humorous, and meaningful items that show you appreciate their focus on keeping things private. From tech-themed t-shirts to playful mugs and cozy pillows, find the ideal gift that speaks to their interest in safeguarding digital boundaries. Perfect for friends, colleagues, or tech enthusiasts who value their online privacy.
The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."
The Anti-Agent
"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."
"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
Club Antisocial
"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
The Circular Logic of Fascism
"They didn't want to be identified in my photo, so I blurred their butts."
"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"
Next gen pregnancy tests.
'Due to government surveillance, is my allowance taxable?'
"I just found a unicorn! Apparently, they just want to be left alone."
March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"
'Now that everyone's street is online, we're mapping interiors.'
"We-your agents, successors, licensees, and assigns--would like to share a few thoughts with you."
"You work well without supervision? Fat chance of that happening in here!"
Privacy Conference Security
Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'
'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'
"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"Yes, I'm alone."
"Don't deny it. You only wanted me for my metadata."
"I've added an additional response to the doc's health questionnaire. It's called 'Mind Your Own Business.'"
'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'
'To hear our privacy policy, please tell us you credit card and social security numbers...'
A Little Extra
'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'
She required plenty of personal space.
'More government surveillance!'
Clickbait
Hello from the shed.
Ditch the Phones
Privacy Settings Gifts Collection
Privacy Settings Mugs
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Privacy Settings Pillows
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Privacy Settings Prints
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Privacy Settings T-Shirts
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