Prisoner Of Punchlines Pillows

'That's nothing -- I'm serving THREE sentences concurrently!'

Snowprov

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

"White Collar Prison"

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Comedy Rule

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'I'm only here to pep up my autobiography.'

'Look on the bright side. You haven't paid a penny in tax since you've been here.'

'I was innocent until proven guilty, which took about fifteen minutes.'

"Nurse, can you send in the interpreter for Senora Delgado?"

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"So the vet says, 'If this is my thermometer, then where's my pen?' . . . Get it!? . . . IS this thing on!?"

'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

'I'm here for trying to keep my nose clean. I got caught stealing a packet of tissues.'

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

'There's one clever man, he managed to lose almost a billion dollars before they caught him.'

Clancy:Survey Question

'Thanks, that looks delicious, charge it to my room, would you?'

'No it's not a file,Ted- it's a bulldozer!'

Break-ins by the Masochist Society

STRIP Hambone: Prisoner visited by a computer

"Careful, Rocky. You're about to give away the secret behind your knockout punches."

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

"Any word on my appeal?"