Prison Wardens Gifts

Searching for a gift for a prison warden? Our collection offers clever and charming products that acknowledge their critical role in maintaining order, with a lighthearted touch that’s sure to bring a smile. Whether for a celebration or just because, find something that truly resonates with their professionalism and sense of humor.

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Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys! mockup

Happy Birthday to you... Thanks guys!

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"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?" mockup

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

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'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.' mockup

'I guess it's not much consolation but I thought your impersonation of the King was a riot.'

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That party went well.

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"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing." mockup

"I used to be your old school teacher, I always said you would amount to nothing."

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"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'." mockup

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

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'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!' mockup

'So one day I thought, I'll teach you brats to laugh at me!'

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.' mockup

'He has a big heart. . . inviting his homeless friends in to stay dry.'

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"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery." mockup

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

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'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.' mockup

'The good news is your life sentence is about over.'

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"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic." mockup

"After the judicial system, I'm my own harshest critic."

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"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!" mockup

"Pregnant!... How did that happen? We took precautions, like not having sex!"

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Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader. mockup

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

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"This one's called 'Incarceration.'" mockup

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

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Madoff and devil.

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'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!' mockup

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

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"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me." mockup

"Cops don't get me. Sure, they got me – but they'll ever get me."

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'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.' mockup

'Apparently my DNA had guilt written all over it.'

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Freedom Book.

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"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!" mockup

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

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Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system mockup

Overcrowding's becoming a real problem in our penal system

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"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things." mockup

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

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Yoga Sequence to Avoid

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'Are you free at the moment?'

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'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.' mockup

'It's my mother. She wants to talk to you.'

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"Do you cover hypochondria?"

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'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!' mockup

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

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'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?' mockup

'Look, several prisoners in my client's facility have reported finding God in their cells! Yet you claim you've never broken in one time?'

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'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.' mockup

'These are Martha's Camp Cupcake Muffins - and I've just ordered her new apron from the prison gift shop.'

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HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch" mockup

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

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'Other than the fact that you were a trustee at the county jail, do you have any other character references?'

'Other than the fact that you were a trustee at the county jail, do you have any other character references?' mockup

'Other than the fact that you were a trustee at the county jail, do you have any other character references?'

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'Newgate - Exercise Yard'

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Prison Wardens Gifts Collection

Prison Wardens Mugs

Looking for more mug ideas for prison wardens? Check out our collection of witty and thoughtful mugs that celebrate their vital role with humor and respect.

Prison Wardens Pillows

Explore our selection of pillows with clever prison warden themes—bringing humor and personality to any space.

Prison Wardens Prints

Discover artistic prints that honor prison wardens with smart slogans and designs—perfect for framing and gifting.

Prison Wardens T-Shirts

Want more humorous and stylish t-shirts for prison wardens? Browse our range of fun, high-quality tees that combine humor with professionalism.