Prison Sommeliers Gifts

Searching for a fun gift for a prison sommelier? Our collection of humorous and clever products blends wine expertise with a prison theme, perfect for the eccentric connoisseur in your life. Find mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that celebrate their unusual passion with wit and charm.

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"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one." mockup

"Not bad for prison Hooch. It lacks body, but I ain't complaining. The last time someone did, he added one."

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'Have you tried our home-made wine?' mockup

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

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'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.' mockup

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

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Just the one...

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"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian." mockup

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

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"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert." mockup

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

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"House red, sir?"

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"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour." mockup

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

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'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.' mockup

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

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Wine-tasting Tour.

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"I understand he's in aroma therapy.'' mockup

"I understand he's in aroma therapy.''

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"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?" mockup

"Yeah, I'll say that's a good head, now is there any chance you can put ome beer under it?"

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"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!" mockup

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

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"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?" mockup

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

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Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house. mockup

Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.

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The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!

The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef! mockup

The prison-food was so bad, the inmates decided to smuggle in a cordon bleu chef!

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"Try and give me... happy."

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'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.' mockup

'All I can say is, if you like trying new beers and hate having money, this is the one for you.'

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'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.' mockup

'Oops! Almost spilt some in the food.'

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"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!" mockup

"Actually, this tastes exactly like home cooking to me...ma's one of the prison cooks here!"

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'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?' mockup

'What do you mean, the food is terrific?'

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'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.' mockup

'You've got to get me out of here... my cellmate just gave me flowers and candy.'

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Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue. mockup

Dear Edward, here is the cake in the file that you wanted. Love, Sue.

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'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.' mockup

'What this place needs is some floral-print wallpaper.'

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Billy strip: wine improves with age. mockup

Billy strip: wine improves with age.

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"Are you trying to tell me you don't serve pan seared sea bass?"

"Are you trying to tell me you don't serve pan seared sea bass?" mockup

"Are you trying to tell me you don't serve pan seared sea bass?"

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Scrounge

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Piano Stocks.

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Waterbucks.

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Prison Sommeliers Gifts Collection

Prison Sommeliers Mugs

Discover more witty and humorous mugs designed for prison sommeliers—make every coffee break a chance to showcase their unique passion.

Prison Sommeliers Pillows

Find amusing and stylish pillows for prison sommeliers—bring humor and comfort together in their favorite space.

Prison Sommeliers Prints

Decorate with our humorous prints for prison sommeliers—celebrate their creative interests with art that sparks conversation.

Prison Sommeliers T-Shirts

Explore our collection of clever t-shirts for prison sommeliers—perfect for adding humor and personality to their wardrobe.