Cannabis Sommelier Gifts

"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Just the one...

1930's Lady.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Pelobong

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

Hippie Edibles Co.

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"House red, sir?"

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

Join me in a cup of tea!

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

I'm not entirely sure I'm conscious, doc. It occurred to me last night, I am not an individual. I am a colony of 32 trillion individual living cells. Dr. Noodle

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Say, Bill, how's that new crop of yours doing?"

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'