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"Do you have a strain that pairs well with Chunky Monkey?"

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"Note the spike here, when the state legalized marijuana."

Medical Marijuana Dispensary / Medical Cheez Doodles Dispensary

Just the one...

1930's Lady.

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"Remember that '70s TV show 'What's Happening'!? Did they ever come up with an answer?" "I don't know, but it makes me wonder if Marvin Gaye found out what's going on." "The black hole of cannabis-induced queries"

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

'It's first flush Darjeeling darling!'

Pelobong

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

"Compliments of the chef - Our finest blend of 'Maui Wowie' dated 1972."

"Medical marijuana hotline...press hash to continue."

"House red, sir?"

Hippie Edibles Co.

"All agreed? We buy low and sell high."

"I'm in the middle of a local wine tasting tour."

"You may not know this, but I've become quite the wine expert."

'Make it four beers and an '02 Brunello di Montalcino, if you've got it, for you-know-who.'

"Could you give me enough medicinal cannabis so that I forget about Brexit?"

Join me in a cup of tea!

'I'm asking for a transfer to California because that's where you get the really good stuff.'

"Remember the night in the Tetons when we smoked so much weed we thought we were hallucinating?"

"Lately my joints are stiff." "You're rollin' 'em too tight. Try vaping."

As a doctor I can only tell you that the jury is still out as regards the benefits of cannabis in a medical context,however it is my personal opinion that this particular sample would make one bitchin spliff.

'What did you do in the drugs war daddy'

'I'm sorry, Leonard, I can't prescribe marijuana for you. Boredom is not a medical problem.'