Paw-sitive Sommelier Gifts

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

"It's nice to be wanted."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

Hang Time Fido

Heel! Toe!

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Grape vines think alike.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'Is he good or what?!'

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.

'Lingerie works, but I usually lure Doug to the bedroom with a laser pointer.'

Man salutes as cat walks in.

Dog obedience school

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."