Paw-sitive Sommelier Gifts

"I'm getting cinnamon, brandy, nutmeg, a hint of Alsatian."

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

'That was fun!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"I always get the 'Good Boy.' How about the 'Bad Dog' for a change?"

'Been toying with Bordeaux futures again, have we?'

Becoming The Good Boy They Say You Are

"It's nice to be wanted."

"I can't stop licking my boo-boo."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but the leash isn't to protect you from dog-nappers.

'I'm afraid we already have a St. Bernard up here.'

"I'm trying to end my bone addiction."

'Let's see those smiles.'

Hang Time Fido

"You've done it, Martin - you've taught him to smile!"

"I wonder if the dumb obedience school gives a warranty..."

Heel! Toe!

"It's his only trick, but I think you'd agree. . . it's a bloody good one!"

"Red with meant, white with fish. . . but it all goes great with chocolate!"

'One last question... Dog person or cat person?'

Grape vines think alike.

"Are you; 'Obedient, fun-loving and loyal...with a liking for licking his testicles...?'"

'Up, Roger! On the table! Good Boy!...

Attention Dog Owners. Attention Dogs.

"We have a lot to be thankful for too."

'There are change vibrations that only he can hear.'

"That is not my pee I'm smelling."

Dog obedience school

Man salutes as cat walks in.

'Is he good or what?!'

Sometimes even our pets can feel depressed. I always try to do what I can.