Prison Perspective Admirer Gifts

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"You ever done time?"

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Let's stay in tonight.'

Santa visits prison.

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"I found your contact lens."

Get you anything while I'm out?

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

Yeoman of The Guard releasing prisoner.

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'

"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

Werewolf Cellmate