Story Behind Bars Admirer Gifts

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Slow Night

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Exhibition for Prisoners

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"Can you hear me now?"

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'I'm sorry, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not sure I even like you at all.'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

"Finally a bit of good luck..."

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

I'm really just a frog, but it's a great pick-up line.

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

"Ratting people out has been good to me."