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"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

Slow Night

"Why so grim, handsome?"

The Cavern Club - "One for the long and winding road Mr McCartney?"

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

"If I'm not back at the maze by eight, my wife reels in the damn string."

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

'Let me guess: you want me to pour you a tall one, right?'

The few moments delay was the downfall of 'The Cat'.

"Can you hear me now?"

Genco - A Corleone Subsidiary

"All right, everybody- time to knock off for lunch."

"You ever done time?"

“Try to ignore it — it’s just the beer talking.”

'I am here, because I killed two people while I was sleepwalking!'

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Fred is terrified of identity theft.'

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

"No, Liz— they didn’t take your Chantecaille Nano Gold Energizing Cream!"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'I'm sorry, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not sure I even like you at all.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

Get you anything while I'm out?

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

"It's true...I am in fact an agent of the prince of darkness but my duties are largely ceremonial."

"I found your contact lens."

I'm really just a frog, but it's a great pick-up line.

Dannemora School for Exceptional & Gifted Felons.

Santa visits prison.

"Ratting people out has been good to me."

"Yes, I still wear my Harvard ring. It helps when I slug someone."