Prison Perspective Admirer Mugs

Exhibition for Prisoners

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"No ham in this, I hope?"

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Hey Todd, look - those people down there look just like... well... us!'

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'Let's stay in tonight.'

"Long story short, twenty minutes ago I wuz foolin' around on the prison computer... pressed the 'escape' key, and here I am!"

Santa visits prison.

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

WARDEN, 'You're a bad influence around here, Murdock!'

"I didn't follow the arrows at the grocery store!"

'One 10 by 8 for the wife, and a dozen postcard size for the rest of the gang...'

"So come on then, why does everyone call you Lofty?"

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

'The Warden said you're to stop renting out the security video of your bank robbery.'

"It's like home from home in here. The rules and regulations are very similar."

Yeoman of The Guard releasing prisoner.

'You're right, they look a lot bigger from the road...'

"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

'How's my appeal going?', 'How's your tunnel going?'

Werewolf Cellmate

"Will there be time to stop at the gift shop?"