Prison Page-turner Gifts

Looking for a gift for someone captivated by prison narratives? Our collection features witty and thoughtful items that celebrate their love for true crime and gripping stories behind bars. From humorous mugs to inspiring prints, find a memorable gift that speaks to their interest in the gritty world of prison stories. Ideal for avid readers, writers, or anyone fascinated by the shadowy side of crime and justice, these gifts combine humor, creativity, and a love for storytelling.

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"Damn! I forgot to bring a book." mockup

"Damn! I forgot to bring a book."

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' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! ' mockup

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

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Tic-tac-toe

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"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought." mockup

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

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'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!' mockup

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

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Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it... mockup

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

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Sweet Jailbreak

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'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?' mockup

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

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Prison Wallpaper.

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'I'm in for being a killer. You?' mockup

'I'm in for being a killer. You?'

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"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening." mockup

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

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'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.' mockup

'I was okay with the library and rec room, but the wall climbing has got me nervous.'

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'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.' mockup

'If you don't mnage to have enough sunshine you should eat more of oily fish, black caviare, eggs and butter.'

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'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.' mockup

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

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'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.' mockup

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

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"No ham in this, I hope?"

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"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..." mockup

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

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'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.' mockup

'It must have been quite a mid-life crisis if they gave you 30 years for it.'

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'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...' mockup

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

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Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates mockup

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

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'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.' mockup

'It was a woman. . .I was snitched by a pigeonette.'

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'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.' mockup

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

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'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!' mockup

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

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Barnaby in Newgate

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'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.' mockup

'Why did you leave your last job after being there for twenty years?' 'I got paroled.'

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'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.' mockup

'Of course you can't remember what you had for breakfast -- we didn't HAVE any breakfast.'

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'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.' mockup

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

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"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?" mockup

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

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'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.' mockup

'It was the 'nothing but the truth' part that tripped me up.'

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"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping." mockup

"It's hard to believe you've served 14 years already for armed robbery. I lose all track of time when I'm shopping."

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"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!" mockup

"It's an 'un'care package from my ex-wife." "Ooooh... is that K-Y Jelly?!"

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"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

"I think what I miss most is robbing people." mockup

"I think what I miss most is robbing people."

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Prison Page-turner Gifts Collection

Prison Page-turner Mugs

Explore our collection of prison page-turner mugs—perfect for fans who love their coffee with a side of crime and intrigue.

Prison Page-turner Pillows

Shop our prison story pillows—comfortable, quirky accents for any crime lover’s favorite reading nook or bedroom.

Prison Page-turner Prints

Browse our prison-inspired prints—great for decorating space and showcasing their passion for gripping criminal justice tales.

Prison Page-turner T-Shirts

Discover our prison-themed t-shirts—witty, eye-catching designs for true crime enthusiasts and lovers of captivating prison stories.