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Way out.

Tic-tac-toe

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

"What's your exit strategy?"

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'It wouldn't hurt you to visit me once in a while!'

"Bob, Bob, he's about to open the flyscreen door! It's our chance to get out of this place!"

'How many times do I have to tell you? First you call a cab, THEN you rob the bank!'

The great escape.