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Way out.

"Can I still do my pilates?"

Tic-tac-toe

"I stole me a pot of gold. That's how I became a Lepre-CON."

"I almost got away with it! Then somebody called in the SWAT team!"

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

'One of the guards is leaiving, would you like to make a contribution to his farewell gift?'

Sweet Jailbreak

Prison Wallpaper.

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Yeah, yeah, yeah, framed by the cat - that's what we all say.

Desert Island Inmate

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

'I tried to give a woman the Heimlich maneuver, and it turned out she was doing the Macarena.'

'Unfortunately The Hounds of The Baskerville were my role models.'

'Sweetheart, your calls are slowing my early release.'

"Put off the escape until tomorrow - I've only enough food in the house for one..."

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Get you anything while I'm out?

"Refusal to Obey a Police Officer. You?"

Earl's magic show was very popular with his fellow inmates

'Sure, you can escape, but you never escape unscathed.'

'The warden said, no...you may not call in an interior decorator.'

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

The great escape.