Prison-linking Enthusiast Gifts

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

"Mr. Caldwell comes to us from a minimum-security correctional facility in Pennsylvania."

'She's promised to wait for me but I only hope her memory isn't what it was!'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

Ronnie 'the chameleon' waits for a break in the traffic, before making his break for it...

Sweet Jailbreak

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

'See, I told you it was a good idea to talk to the plants.'

Conrad Black will be unable to do his investment club's tax returns this year.

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'That filet mignon was supposed to be your last meal? Whoops-a-daisy!'

"And just the name alone: 'feral parakeets'... I mean, how cool is that?"

Desert Island Inmate

"Murder one. How about you?" "I tried to rob an arts and crafts store with a hot glue gun."

"No ham in this, I hope?"

'Oh my lord, they've turned into pillows!'

At his jailbreak, Bob rummaged through grit, sand loam and unfortunately and unintentionally through several dimensions.

Prison baseball game features Bankers vs. Wall Street.

"They want to spend the weekend at Daddy's" (Colour)

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

Prisoner is treated to leg of lamb for dinner.

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

"In the movie about the New York prison escapees, I'd like to see Jack Nicholson as Richard Matt and Woody Harrelson as David Sweat."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

This gentleman would like to take his bird to see Alcatraz.

Prison bus - "Race you for a window seat."

Prisoner on the run - tread mill.

"What's your exit strategy?"

'Here comes the warden. Let's see you try to dance your way out of this one.'

'I'm in here for something I didn't do alright-I didn't pay my Council Tax!'

'Tell you what - you've really caught the sun to-day.'

Prisoner