Prime Ponderer Gifts

'Hold on there, Mr. Webster. 1677 isn't prime - it's divisible by 43.'

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Historical memory is on life support.

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"What was I thinking?!"

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

"What a tragedy... he still had two years of his super left..."

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

"What's your favorite planet, Randy?" "There is only one answer, little buddy. There is only one planet full of lush, green forests and beautiful, windswept ocean vista... all of which are natural aphrodisiacs that inspire lovers, philosophers and poets." "You know, Pandora is not a real planet." "I'm talking about Earth, you... Do you ever go outside?"

'The economy being what it is, we've had to make a few changes in your retirement plan. . .'

'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'

"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."

"Apparently over 50% of people never look at their pension plans!"

"People are looking for stability in pension arrangements..."

'At least I don't have his life.'

"You never actually own a pension pot - you merely look after it for the next government."

"I'm both too liberal to be preppy and too conservative to be trendy."

"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."

NASA, 'I thought I smelled oxygen!'

"Those are insightful and legitimate questions about our country, Tommy, and if times were different, your mom and I probably wouldn't have to report you to the government for asking them!"

'Social and political revolution? Check out our 'Do It Yourself' section.'

Fish crawls from the primordial soup.

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

'Retirement is OK, but instead of looking forword to weekends, I'm working at McDonalds.'

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

The Politics of Food.

"These brisk fall afternoons remind me of Chekhov, which reminds me of Putin, then Trump, the alt-right, facism, nuclear weapons ... let's go home."

"I think you're suffering from nostalgia, Mr. Prentice."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

'Would you like your dividend in pennies, nickels or bitcoin?'

"It's great the way that computer algorithms allow the internet to feed me with opinions that reinforce the ones I've already got - all on my phone!"