Pretzel Enthusiasts Gifts

'Pretzel?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"They look like pickles."

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

"She's a natural!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Pretzel family.

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

Evolution deadend- the boxy dung beetle.

"With the pretzels I recommend a hearty burgundy, with the goldfish a blanc de blancs."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

"It's not a backpack."

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"We can't be the only three."