Pretzel Enthusiasts Prints

'Pretzel?'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"She's a natural!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Pretzel family.

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Here's a bag of nuts if you get hungry.'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Hold The Pickles

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

I can't decide if your recurring dream about the Hindenburg indicates a preoccupation with death or phallic symbols. I was hoping it just indicted a preoccupation with hydrogen-filled zeppelins.

You gonna eat your pickle?

"We can't be the only three."

"It's not a backpack."

"Your online dating profile said you were a really big dill. I thought it was a typo."

Evolution deadend- the boxy dung beetle.