Pretzel Enthusiast Gifts

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"We can't be the only three."

Pretzel family.

'I heard the old man is twisted.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

"They look like pickles."

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

"She's a natural!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

Hold The Pickles

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Evolution deadend- the boxy dung beetle.

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.

"It's not a backpack."

He's a strange kid -- he has a William F. Buckley Pez dispenser.

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'