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Pretzel Co: 'Tell me...why should we hire you?'

"What the...some jerk licked the salt off all these pretzels."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

"We can't be the only three."

Pretzel family.

'I heard the old man is twisted.'

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

World Hunger Conference.

"She's a natural!"

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

Hold The Pickles

"Here's Bill now. I'm not sure where he's been, but I'm guessing it was the Sour Beer Festival."

Before you learn to make the perfect ale, my son, you must first learn to make the perfect little bowl of nuts and pretzels.

"How was the cocktail, Sir, enough vodka?"

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

Clown crawling through the desert moaning, 'Seltzer... seltzer.'

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."