Pickling Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Pickling is my greatest passion and I will pickle just about anything - my dear late husband thought that I was a little crazy...'

"It's Zeus' latest obsession."

"He's such a fussy eater."

The Popularity of Pickleball Inspires a New Wave of Hybrid Sports.

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Jar wars

Man is injured transporting cacti.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"We came to your planet because there are just not enough pickleball courts on our planet."

"I don't like to complain, but this cud is a bit overchewed."

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Are you the pickle guy or the baby guy?"

"Oh, no, it's not a problem at home. We need help with communication on the court."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

'If you hire me, you'll get this lovely electrical water kettle for free!!'

Hold The Pickles

"I'm sorry but I can't bring the dessert menu until you at least try to finish your peas and carrots, it's policy."

"Strategically speaking, your best move is to let him win."

"Really? A password for a jar of pickles??"

"I checked out how much it would be for hockey, and guess what? The kids are playing pickleball this year!"

'You gonna eat that pickle?'

"When I was 5 years old, I put all my money in a pickle jar. Of course, my money was soggy and the pickles tasted funny."

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

"Well, they'd give you a pickle with your coffee if you ordered the Cafe Reuben!"

"Hey, after this, do you want to walk into a bar?"

She got their order right, but no one told her she could stop holding.