Pretzel Pundit T-Shirts

Show off your pretzel pride with our witty pretzel pundit t-shirts. These fun, clever designs are perfect for snack lovers who enjoy a bit of humor with their wardrobe.

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"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel." mockup

"The guy has three sesame seeds and six poppyseeds and he thinks he can call himself an everything bagel."

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Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction. mockup

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

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I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you? mockup

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

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'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!' mockup

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

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"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?" mockup

"That's a very difficult problem to address, Ted, could you restate it as a solution?"

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"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

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A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory. mockup

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

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"Pie chart"

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Pretzel family.

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"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore." mockup

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

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'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.' mockup

'Eat your lettuce. It'll put colour back in your cheeks.'

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"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!" mockup

"I wouldn't mind, but I only topped the bloomin' thing up last week!"

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Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

Pie chart - What were we studying, again? mockup

Pie chart - What were we studying, again?

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'Ed' 'Op-ed'

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Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly. mockup

Cover story: Oil Workers Monthly.

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Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers. mockup

Ted enjoyed going to the park and feeding the woodpeckers.

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Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits. mockup

Old soldiers never die. They just become TV pundits.

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"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach." mockup

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

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"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

"This is our format: Three minutes to present your case, two minutes each for rebuttal, one minute for summing up, and thirty seconds for claiming victory."

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