Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.
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'An expert is one who knows tomorrow why the things he said yesterday didn't happen today.'
'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'
'I can't find today's weather report. I guess I'll just make it up. Hahahaha!'
In the Guru District
They're Not Just That Into It
'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'
"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."
'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'
News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!
Difference of Opinion
"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"
'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'
'You know the economy's in trouble when the Forbes 400 list of wealthiest Americans only has 350 names on it.'
"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"
"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."
"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."
Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'
"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"
Eldrow
'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'
"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."
First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.
"Still Undecided Political Blocs"
'It's cheaper than gas.'
Display of political memoirs books categorized as: 'Non-fiction,' 'Fiction,' and 'Pure Fantasy'.
How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.
Honest Boris
The Jose Padilla Experience
"I think the teacher who says that I got into trouble today is part of the fake news conspiracy."
CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'
Backtrack! A game of Political Undoing
The wind catches Congressman Blowviatt's jerkin.
'Apologists today said little white lies -- but not the big lie -- may have played a part in Iraq Policies....'
Torturing the English Language
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