Pretzel Lover T-Shirts

"Quick! Toss me the stalest one you've got!"

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Pretzel Smoke

'You don't leave this cart til you're finished eating young man!'

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Good work pulling the sword from the stone. Now, how 'bout loosening the lid on the magic pickle jar?'

"They look like pickles."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

"It's hard being a grownup, too – did you know we have absolutely zero limits on treats?"

A Prickly Pair

'Well, that's just great...you can part the Red Sea, but you can't open a jar of pickles for me!'

World Hunger Conference.

'By the way, dear - you have an appointment with the acupuncturist tomorrow.'

Pretzel family.

"If I have this peanut in my pocket, it means I must have buried my keys!"

Man Can't Live By Beer Alone...That's Why There's Pretzels!!

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Okay, you wanted to eat some pickled gherkins... and what happened then?!'

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

A day in the life of a dog.

'This feeling of passion I have for you ...'

"Mom, Eugene picked all the peanuts off the pizza!"

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

Man is injured transporting cacti.

"The big money doesn't seem to be in Pretzels anymore."

"No religious nuts!"

"Glad I had a pretzel before leaving the house; I'd hate to drink all that on an empty stomach."

'Trouble cutting pickled onions.'

Dieting is for losers.

Ice cream van - Large cone.