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'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

Picasso: The Early Years

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Penguin

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Disco Bunny.

Football Crazy strip six

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"I'm in disguise."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."