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'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

I'm at the shrub with the empty bag of pretzels we sniffed last week. Where are you?

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Have you seen my dad?"

Picasso: The Early Years

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Disco Bunny.

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Penguin

Football Crazy strip six

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

"I'm in disguise."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'