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"What if she's that hairy all over?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Sheep striptease'.

Breakfast surreal.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Psychaitry. Are you sure lying on my back is the best way to address my feelings of helplessness?

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"They grow up so fast. From Mother Goose to Google."

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

The Worst Date Ever

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'