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"What if she's that hairy all over?"

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Ice shelfie.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

'Justin, this isn't what I meant when I said we could make out like bandits.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"This is a little awkward, but you've been our guest for a while now, and we all have work in the morning..."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

Breakfast surreal.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"Jack and Jill went up the hill to defend their pail of water."

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"Don't be out late and stay within Wi-Fi-range."

"On our budget, I'm glad the Keebler Elves were available."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.