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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Hold it! Hold it!'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Cupcakes!

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'Sheep striptease'.

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

"I'm telling you, Manhattan is over."