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'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

'It's a note...It says I.O.U. one pot of gold.'

Young Picasso at the Beach

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

How to cope in Los Angeles vs. New York

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

'Sheep striptease'.

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

Cupcakes!

'I read somewhere that going green would help save the ice caps.'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

"Mom, can I obliterate New Jersey? Pleeease, mom?"

"Forget it, Larry. We’re not bringing it home."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Godzilla threw Mechagodzilla into the ocean, so we placed him in a bowl of rice to dry him out."

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

'...'Throw down my hair'? In this condition?'

Godzilla vs. The Angry Movie Executives

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

"Finish your anchovies and then you can evolve."

The Worst Date Ever

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."