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Round up all the king's horses and all the king's men for questioning.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

Hey. Hey. Polly wants some folly.

Sauce for the Goose

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Stepping on clown's shoe...

"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."

Cupid misses his shot.

Bride with a ventriloquist's dummy.

Comedian faces audience of clowns: 'Ooh, tough crowd.'

Office supplies - Notebooks, memo pads and rap sheets.

"Are you sure that's not a typo? -- Maybe the cow jumped over the moor."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'You've got swine flu and I think it's begun to mutate.'

'Mr. Kong?'

'Your brains are scrambled.'

"Oh no! - we forgot to pay the exorcist... we've been repossessed!!"

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

"That's many giant leaps for man."

'My 'friend' has this problem, Doctor!'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

Weather forecast

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

'Timmy's very bright for his age. He knows nearly all his ABC's!'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Satchel, I have a hunch...'

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

"I still call it a custard tart but to be honest, it's a dairy free, soy fructose mix, with no nuts."