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Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Motorherd

Why Poodles Become Killers

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens? Now you shall have a pie.

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'I've always been partial to the Goo Goo Dolls.'

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

The Mosskeytoe.

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

Dirty Grazing.

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist

Oh you baad bad girl!

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

Dancing

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

Muscle Steriods.

'Wow. What a party animal!'

"I've got a secret to tell you...but you've got to keep it under wraps."

"Tomb it may concern..."