Moo Shoo Fan Pillows

Moo Shoe Guy Pan.

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Motorherd

Why Poodles Become Killers

"Well thank you, and may I say you look quite handsome too..."

"So which one of you pesky dogs stole the last cookie from the bottom of the jar?"

'Master is too lazy to walk us, so we walk each other...'

'My wife doesn't understand us.'

"Could you explain this 2500 year gap in your resume?"

'The woman who crossed the street when she say Marmaduke. . . I think she was his groomer.'

The Perils of Dog Kisses

'I composed the ad jingle in my dreams: 'Hey, this flying monkey's the one for you ...'.'

Ancient Egyptian Doctors

'Make up your mind. Do you want to be rescued or not?'

Dirty Grazing.

As technology improves, clowning sheep is becoming more common.

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

The Mosskeytoe.

'Okay, let me see your hands, your feet, and that wily prehensile tail...'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

'I suspect your problem isn't stress related, right?'

Oh you baad bad girl!

Whoa! A Solar eclipse of the Moo, man!

"No! I get the zombie. The little guy gets the banana daiquiri. Slim, here, gets the Presbyterian!"

Dancing

The Ancient Mummy and the Psychiatrist

"It helps me unwind of an evening."

Clown Cowboy:'DRAW!'

'Wow. What a party animal!'

'I actually celebrate two birthdays: When I was born as a caterpillar and then as a butterfly...'

"I've got a secret to tell you...but you've got to keep it under wraps."

"Tomb it may concern..."